And thank you so much to all the THOUSANDS of people who didn't express a word of sympathy and quite clearly didn't give a damn' - I begin to question my overall reach on the internet. You don't know what you're missing - or possibly, you do.
Never mind: we press on. I spend a lot of time muttering to myself anyway.
On a brighter note, I have been presented by my landlord's partner - strictly speaking my landlady, though the relationship is ambiguous - with a soothing cream for my knee that is normally reserved for the treatment of udder inflammation in cows; she says it works, so I've applied it. If you want a litre of unpasteurized milk, just apply to this address. Though in fairness - you may be in for disappointment.

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